Writing With Abandon

Reflections and ramblings about life as an educator, writer, reader, knitter, and over-thinker. Trying to do the writing only I can do.

Rihanna’s “Croch”

Today I got to see my older sister, Tillie, for the first time since Thanksgiving! She’s here on a “moms getaway” weekend with 3 of her best friends, resting and relaxing by the poolside. We met for breakfast and when she told me a story about my nephew, John Henry, I knew it was perfect for today’s slice.

Apparently, my niece and nephew are obsessed with Rihanna’s halftime show (I mean, who isn’t?) and have requested for my sister and her husband to play it for them a million times.

“And he’s been drawing so much lately,” my sister told me. “Every holiday, he makes a new drawing for our front door. On Thanksgiving, it was a turkey. On Christmas, a tree. On Valentine’s Day, we cut up a bunch of hearts. And this weekend he even made a St. Patrick’s Day drawing of a leprechaun with the belt and the pot of gold and everything!”

Super cute, I know. He’s also been writing a ton, thanks to his amazing kindergarten teacher who teaches him writer’s workshop.

Recently, they’ve learned that writers label their drawings.

Here’s where Rihanna comes in.

“So he drew a picture of Rihanna in her halftime outfit,” Tillie said. “And—wait, I think I have the picture on my phone, hold on.”

And that’s when she showed me the detailed drawing — with labels! — of Rihanna in her halftime show outfit.

“He labeled her crotch!” Tillie exclaimed.

John Henry’s drawing of Rihanna

And he sure did.

“What does that say at the top?” I asked.

“Rihanna,” Tillie laughed. Ah yes — Reeona. Gotta love phonetic, inventive spelling.

“Wait — is that her baby?” I asked, pointing to the stick figure in a circle inside Rihanna’s tummy.

“Oh my god, I didn’t even notice that!”

Man, do I miss my nephew!

Day 18 of 31

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9 responses to “Rihanna’s “Croch””

  1. jaclynfre Avatar

    Love this! I also wrote about my niece in my slice. They are an endless source of entertainment.

    This post reminds me of a drawing by a 2nd grader. It is of an enthusiastic couple after their baby is born where the father is saying “Yes” and the mother is also meant to say “yes,” but it is written backwards, and the y looks like an x. 😆

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  2. Diane Anderson (newtreemom) Avatar

    Kids! The best entertainment! (I have a niece with 2 sons… and the whole family calls the youngest the “entertainment center.”)

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    1. Amy Crehore Avatar
      Amy Crehore

      Ha! I love that nickname. It’s so true!

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  3. amyilene Avatar
    amyilene

    That is fantastic! Once our daughter drew a portrait of her grandmother, labelling all (all!) of the body parts, including the “volvo”!

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    1. Amy Crehore Avatar
      Amy Crehore

      I actually LOLed at this comment. That is too funny! And aside from the spelling, at least it’s more accurate than most adults!!

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  4. Fran McCrackin Avatar

    I have no funny stories to add but this was delightful! And such a celebration of writer’s workshop and temporary spelling 🙂 It also sounds as if your nephew is growing up in a loving, accepting and encouraging family.

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    1. Amy Crehore Avatar
      Amy Crehore

      Thank you!! Yes, he’s got the best parents. And as a 5th grade writing teacher, I love to see his early grade writing progression. 🙂

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  5. EugeniaKouts Avatar

    This is hilarious! I love kid drawings! Definitely a keepsake!

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    1. Amy Crehore Avatar
      Amy Crehore

      I know, right?! I still giggle each time I look at it.

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